I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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