That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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