U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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