doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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