nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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