Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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