Where is the hickey?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am mentally ready for anal.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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