i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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