I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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