Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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