I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
