Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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