Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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