Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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