On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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