is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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