If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
