I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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