I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
how drunk are you?
Several
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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