Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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