physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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