Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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