dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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