Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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