so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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