He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
God I need to hump something, right now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
