Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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