i just had sex bonerless
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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