i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
