What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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