just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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