I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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