i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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