Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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