Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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