I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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