Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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