Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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