sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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