Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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