Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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