You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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