We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I will be naked everywhere
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
