Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
