He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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