After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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