I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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