Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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