Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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