So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Terrible idea I love it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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