I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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