I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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