i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I would fuck him just for his dog
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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