Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
